Iran Still Thinks the Olympic Games Are a Zionist Conspiracy

Their entire case rests on the logo:

The above graphic appears on Iran’s state-owned news agency Press TV. Only now, Iran is claiming that if the logo isn’t a veiled homage to the Jewish State it’s at least a reference to Nazi propaganda. Press TV explains:

The London Olympics logo, as well as its designer, has been at the center of controversy since its creation and not the least for the fact that it keeps reminding people of the racial imagery of Nazi Germany or of Zionism rather than British culture or history.

Still, while the idea of Nazi propaganda surfacing on an Olympics logo is disturbing, the main concern here is this Jewish thing:

Iran said a few months ago that the logo design spells out the word “Zion” (biblical term for Bait-ul-Muqaddas) that is the perceived promise land in the Bible and the basis upon which Zionists justify their illegal occupation of the Palestinian lands. The country sent a letter to president of the International Olympic Committee Jacques Rogge in which it threatened to boycott the Games over the “revolting” politicized logo.

Hey Iran, you’re having a terrific Olympics. Your Greco-Roman wrestler Said Mourad Abdvali is on track to win another gold. Was that a fluke or were the Jews just letting him win?

Amusing, esp. their equation of Zionism with Nazism (ZioNazis?) – hilariously offensive; you have to laugh. :)

In the Swim

A Brit kid tweeted an offensive tweet to an Olympian; now arrested for it.  (HT: Brickbats)

A teenager has been arrested by police investigating abuse of Team GB diver Tom Daley on Twitter.

After coming fourth in the men’s synchronised 10m platform diving event on Monday, the 18-year-old from Plymouth received a message telling him he had let down his father, Rob.

Rob Daley died in May 2011 from brain cancer.

A 17-year-old boy was arrested at a guest house in the Weymouth area on suspicion of malicious communications.

Dorset Police said they acted after being contacted by a member of the public at about 22:30 BST on Monday.

A spokesman was unable to confirm whether the arrest was specifically over the tweets to Daley or subsequent Twitter conversations with other users.

Daley responded to the tweet by posting: “After giving it my all…you get idiot’s sending me this…”

The user later posted a tweet apologising for the comment.

Sure, it’s nasty, but does it warrant arrest?  WTF?

London Olympics: Cameroon Athletes ‘Abscond’

Africa, the hellhole everyone wants to leave

Seven Cameroonian athletes have absconded while in Britain for the Olympics, officials say.

The seven, including five boxers, are suspected of having decided to stay in Europe for economic reasons, Reuters news agency reports.

A reserve goalkeeper for the women’s soccer team, Drusille Ngako, was the first to disappear, the agency quoted Cameroon’s Olympic mission as saying.

Earlier, an an Ethiopian torchbearer also disappeared.

Oscar Pistorius Makes Olympic History in 400m at London 2012

First amputee sprinter; came in second in semi-final.

South Africa’s Oscar Pistorius made history by becoming the first amputee sprinter to compete at
the Olympics.

The four-time Paralympic champion, 25, whose legs were amputated below the knee as a baby, finished second in his 400m heat in a time of 45.44 seconds to reach Sunday’s semi-final.

“I didn’t know if I should cry or be happy. It was such a mix of emotions,” Pistorius told BBC Sport.

I have seen able-bodied people jumping and running wearing prosthetics that are very similar to those worn by Pistorius (see here for a picture of one from a horse-and-acrobat show), and like some others, I wonder whether they even give the wearers an unfair advantage over normal humans; certainly, the acrobats in the Cavalia’s Odysseo horse and acrobat show that I saw, wearing similar prosthetics, could do very high leaps and flips, and run fairly fast, on them, much more than a person can normally do…  Okay, I admit it: I don’t wonder; I do indeed believe they constitute an unfair advantage…

Just another example of everything that’s wrong with the Olympics today, IMO…

Ties to Neo-Nazi Group Prompt German Rower to Leave London Olympics

Don’t know why; such things weren’t an issue in 1936…

Ja, Blondi Fraulein, no medals for you!

Here’s an unofficial tally of reasons Olympic athletes and coaches have been reprimanded or sent packing from the 2012 London Games: racist tweets, doping, drunk driving, booze-fueled rampages, and throwing badminton matches.

Now we can add ties to a neo-Nazi group.

German Olympic officials said Friday that a rower had left the Olympics after a broadcaster reported that her boyfriend is a supporter of an extreme right-wing party in Germany.

Nadja Drygalla, a member of the women’s eight crew, planned to leave the Olympic village to avoid any “burden for the Olympic team,” said Michael Vesper, general director of the national Olympic association.

According to Yahoo Sports, “Drygalla’s boyfriend is reportedly a leader of the Rostock National Socialists, a group German intelligence describes as neo-Nazi and racist.”

I wonder, BTW, if any black American athletes have ties to the Nation of Islam, or other radical groups?  Perhaps they might feel compelled to quit.

Nah; who am I kidding; that’d never happen…

Copy Editors: Beware the Breastroke

No such thing; it’s the breaststroke.

The picture above was tweeted by the Wall Street Journal’s Jason Gay on Thursday evening from inside the Olympics swimming media center, and we agree with his assessment . As the sign says, the proper term is “breaststroke,” and not the barbaric sounding “breastroke.” We’re not sure what roke-ing is, but it doesn’t sound like something we’d want done to our breast.

How Chinese Children are Taken Away from Their Families and Brutalised into Future Olympians

Another reason to eschew the Olympics.  (HT: Wintery Knight)

Winning at all costs: Children are put through their paces doing punishing exercises to toughen them up

Children are trained at camps where the word ‘gold’ is hung on the wall to make them focus on success

Sweat and tears: A young girl is pushed through a tough gymnastics exercise

For during recent years its swimmers and  coaches have been caught cheating so many times it is difficult to keep count – and it has modelled its draconian training system on precisely that which  produced Schneider and other turbo-charged East Germans before the Iron Curtain  fell.

It began in the Eighties when, determined to  end the nation’s perennial humiliation at major athletics and swimming  championships, China’s Communist regime decreed that a generation of future  champions must be harvested and honed.

To that end, school teachers were ordered to  scrutinise their pupils for signs of natural sporting ability and report any  child with obvious potential to regional coaches who would install them in one  of 3,000 new state training camps.

Greek Triple Jumper Withdrawn from Olympics for Racist Tweet

A draconian punishment, for an innocuous comment.

“With so many Africans in Greece… the West Nile mosquitoes will at least eat homemade food!!!” she had posted on her Twitter account.

The country’s Olympic Committee said she was being pulled from the team because her comments were against the Olympic spirit.

“She showed no respect for a basic Olympic value and unfortunately she is out,” Greek mission chief Isidoros Kouvelos told SKAI TV. “She made a mistake and in life we pay for our mistakes.”

So, ‘racism’ bad, but fornication good.  This is why I don’t watch or follow or care about the Olympics…

Olympic Orgy

Two stories:

Olympic Village Supplies 150,000 Condoms to Athletes, Raising Sex Morality  Debate

In a controversial move Olympic officials will reportedly provide  more than 150,000 condoms to athletes at no cost during the London 2012 Olympic  Games.

The record number of condoms will be provided to thousands of athletes from  around the world in a bid to promote safe sex. However, while some athletes have  supported the cause, critics believe that the effort by Olympic officials  actually goes to promote immoral behavior.

“There’s a lot of sex going on,” women’s soccer goalkeeper Hope Solo told  ESPN. Adding that in extreme cases she has even seen athletes engaging in sex  “right out in the open” in the Olympic Village. She shockingly revealed: “On the  grass, between buildings, people are getting down and dirty.”

Will you still medal in the morning?

Josh Lakatos faced a conundrum. Halfway through the 2000 Summer Olympics in Sydney, he and his rifle-toting teammates were finished with their events, and the U.S. Olympic Committee and team officials had ordered them to turn in the keys to their three-story house and head back to the States. But Lakatos didn’t want to leave. He knew from his experience four years earlier in Atlanta, where he’d won silver, that the Olympic Village was just about to erupt into a raucous party, and there was no way he was going to miss it. So he asked the maid at the emptied-out dwelling if she’d kindly look the other way as he jimmied the lock. “I don’t care what you do,” she replied.

Within hours, word of the nearly vacant property had spread. Popping up once every two years, the Olympic Village is a boisterous city within a city: chock-full of condos, midrises and houses as well as cafés, barbershops, arcades, discos and TV lounges. The only thing missing is privacy — nearly everyone is stuck with a roommate. So while Lakatos claimed a first-floor suite for himself, the remaining rooms were there for the taking. The first to claim space that night were some Team USA track and field fellas.

“The next morning,” Lakatos says, “swear to God, the entire women’s 4×100 relay team of some Scandinavian-looking country walks out of the house, followed by boys from our side. And I’m just going, ‘Holy crap, we’d watched these girls run the night before.’”

And on it went for eight days as scores of Olympians, male and female, trickled into the shooter’s house — and that’s what everyone called it, Shooters’ House — at all hours, stopping by an Oakley duffel bag overflowing with condoms procured from the village’s helpful medical clinic. After a while, it dawned on Lakatos: “I’m running a friggin’ brothel in the Olympic Village! I’ve never witnessed so much debauchery in my entire life.”

Argentina to Snub UK by Refusing to Send President to Olympic Games Opening Ceremony

Aw; poor Argies, still smarting over the Falklands, which were never theirs, and which they’re never going to own.

Argentina has decided not to send its president to attend the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games in a diplomatic snub to Britain at a time of growing tensions over the Falkland Islands.

The Foreign Office has boasted that London 2012 will attract more heads of state and foreign dignitaries than any other previous Olympic tournament. But Argentine president Cristina Fernández de Kirchner will be conspicuous only by her absence.

{Yawn}  As one commenter on the article said, “Having the Olympics without the Argentine President is like going duck hunting without an accordion.”

Germans Compete in ‘Hipster Olympics’

I can’t imagine anything more torturous than German hipsters.

Hundreds of youngsters took part in a quirky style competition in Berlin on Saturday in which they competed to hurl pairs of horn-rimmed spectacles the furthest and to design the best vintage moustache.

“The Hipster Olympics” – held in Berlin for the second time – both celebrate and mock a trendy subculture that has developed in Germany’s capital, along with other cities such as London or New York, as a counterweight to gentrification.

In one contest, brightly clad teams of three to five tried their luck at tug-of-war, substituting skinny jeans for a rope, while another offbeat task entailed bobbing for bubble tea pearls.

Athletic disciplines tapped into current fads, with one contest forcing youngsters to race across a course on top of crates of a popular carbonated drink.

According to Daniel Zoll, a 28-year-old radio station employee whose team won points for being the fastest racers in canvas bag sacks, hipsters are identifiable by their affinity for consumerism and fashion.

“But a true hipster is someone who doesn’t admit that he’s a hipster,” Zoll quipped, as he adjusted a red headband.

Oh, shut up already…

Married Olympians Can’t Stay In Same Room – Homosexuals Can

End the Olympics, already!

Russell and Lauryn Mark are Olympic shooters from Australia. They are also married.  As they had to London for the 2012 Summer Olympic games they have been  told that they cannot room together in Olympic Village, while other homosexual  couples are allowed to.

“The stupid part of this, which I have argued to them, is that there are tons  of gay couples on the Olympic team who will be rooming together so we are being  discriminated against because we are heterosexual.” Russel Mark said.  “Every couple, whether they are married or de facto  should have the AOC trying to bend over backwards to accommodate their needs.”

Olympic Flame Extinguished

That’s it; they’re all over.  No more Olympics, ever.  (I can only wish…)

With the benefit of hindsight, it’s astounding  that no one saw this coming. As the Olympic torch splashed through the canoe  slalom venue in Essex today on board a raft as part of its journey around the  country, spraying water splashed out the famed Eternal Flame.

Yes, who authorized that?  Brilliant.  He or she should be made the most senior civil servant in the land, as he / she is eminently qualified…

Day 50 proved a tricky one for the torch relay,  after a crash between two motorcycles earlier forced a delay and celebrity chef  Jamie Oliver’s turn carrying the flame was marred by pouring rain.

What, has cooking become an Olympic sport now?  If so, Jamie Oliver would have to make way for the more fiercely competitive ‘Iron Chef’ types.