A capital idea, for the twit who even begs for your beer money.
You know what I would really love for a birthday present? A crowd-sourced reverse-engineering of Barack Obama’s awful-beyond-words Event Registry, in which the sitting president asks his fans to forego giving gifts to loved ones and instead sending him money. Seriously: “Instead of another gift card you’ll forget to use, ask your friends and family for something that will go a little further: a donation to Obama for America.”
